Dr. Scott's prescription this week -- drink 5 pints of Bass and listen to the new episode of the Two Johns Podcast.
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This prescription comes with the following warning/disclaimer:
Do not take the 5 pints of Bass the night before a race, especially if the race day temperature exceeds 75 degrees or you may experience the following race day calamities:
Severe gastric disturbances necessitating an retrograde evacuation of gastric contents or an explosive colonic movement necessitating a change in kit.
Severe bonking episode marked by visual hallucinations, inability to move extremeties in a coordinated fashion and verbal blubbering similar to speaking in tongues.
A crushing mid-race headache that forces you to the rear of the peloton whereupon you promptly get dropped on the next hill.
Dr. Scott does not take responsibility for your actions upon embarking on this prescription, however it does making listening to the Two Johns an even more enlightening experience.
Dr. Scott
This kind of professional input is what makes the Two John's podcast what it is today.
Thanks Dr. and Mr. Johns!
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